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What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up?

Do I do the whole thing. I don't need you go ahead what's up what's up do you do realize that when you said that you sounded exactly like the beginning of

boom yat-tat-tat-tat-a-tat-tah I do this exactly what it's exactly what it's all you're doing fine fine sorry it's exactly what it is. Is that what you're doing?

Fine, fine, sorry.

Exactly what it was.

How brilliant that we...

Bum.

Ooh!

Yat a-tat-tah.

Bum.

Will you miss me? Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, I've boomed, of a ooh, no, I've only got an ooh to go.

This is an old Malcolm and wise reference. Have you no control over them?

This is completely new territory by the way. We've never done

Norcombe and Wies before. We've ruined Python and now we've ruined the great comedy icons of the BBC.

Anyway, you're very welcome to the show. That was a surprising turn. This from Paul.

Dear Hinge and Brackett, LTL, FTE and so on, I feel the need to share today's events.

I'm a coach driver for the no frills carrier, the one with a big fat yellow guy on the back,

so I have contained, I have a contained audience when doing my safety announcements.

Now usually it's the typical corporate safety chat about seatbelts being

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