Workman's Kampf w/ Tubs

Dad Meat

Tim Butterly/Mike Rainey

Leisure, Comedy

4.9 • 856 Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

The Toilet King returns! We welcome Tubs back to Dad Meat to discuss bustin' quick, catastrophic butt injuries, and most importantly, the Free Uncle Allen movement.

Listen to part two at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast

Follow Tim at Twitch.tv/timbutterly

Buy Mike's new book, On Percs, at OnPercs.com

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0:00.0	Welcome back.
0:01.0	We're back, bitch. Tim, you a hot Cheeto lady now?
0:03.5	No, I'm a regular Cheetos guy. I'll never be a hot Cheeto lady.
0:06.5	What's the earliest that you've ever eaten Cheetos on public?
0:09.0	Don't ask me that fucking question, bro.
0:11.0	So, dude, 7 a.m. walking to Catholic school eating dipsy doodles every day.
0:15.0	Just getting fat as fuck.
0:17.0	Knowing that the only contribution my mom ever made to my family was working at a food
0:23.3	Distributor and I knew that I would come home to a case of Pop-Tarts once a week
0:27.1	Okay, dude, not a box. That's a good house. I'm saying minimum 12 boxes of Pop-Tarts, maybe double boxes. How many could you eat in a day? Don't ask me that either, dude
0:35.6	I've said goodbye to a box in a day.
0:38.3	Tubbs, how are you, buddy? I'm good, guys. I'm good. This, uh, this is something fucking else.
0:42.9	I got earmuffs on. Oh, man. Don't tell you so. I got, I got earmuffs on. This shit is weird.
0:48.6	I can hear myself talking. I'm a little creep the fuck out, right? It sounds like we're in a hallway. This is the long winter for our haters.
0:54.3	Do you keep your ears warm?
0:56.7	I'm going to bring everybody back.
0:59.3	A couple years ago.
1:00.7	On a corner property in West Philadelphia, bro.
1:04.3	Then we end up in Mike's house.
1:06.1	We're on the fucking sunroom on the back of the house.
1:09.1	Sometimes there'd be eight fucking people back there.
1:11.5	You got me fucking Jake.
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