Hello, I'm back to Big Moon. We're all here. Four of us in a different state. Texas, y'all.

We're in Texas. This is the podcast of the traveling pants. Before we get into it, can we

talk about why we're holding our mics like this before we go with the fuck? Yeah. We don't have mic

stands. We can't touch the edge here. We can't touch the core. Sorry if there's noise. Normally we have

mic stands, but we are right here at a convention. We're in a hotel room because we're going to a

convention here in Austin, Texas. That is why that is what brought us together today. Not our friendship.

And not our friendship at all as we have pointed out in previous episodes. We're not friends anymore.

It doesn't exist. If you don't talk on the phone three times a week, you are not friends. That's too many times.

And if you don't do that, your family. Once every two weeks. So anyway, we're doing our traveling

podcast. And we didn't bring the mic stands. We used to hold our microphones, but they were different

types of microphones. I could have them held. And these microphones are meant to be on stands.

So any little movement that is touching this cord or this mic, you will hear sounds and

Casey will have to end it. We are just going to remain very still. We're going to we're going to we can only hold

like a certain spot. And who's Nicky's like, it's like a cock ring. You put it up here. It's going to get

lost. I'm trying to pop it. Looks like anymore. Oh, Jack.

That's not in a while.

Your face. It's about that.

I've only said one in the last two years, you know, two in the last two years.

I'm not talking about cock ring. Oh, you had any in a bone.

Wait, did you see your own career in the dark?

I didn't actually even see it. I haven't seen a cock ring ever. I've never used a cock ring.

Yeah, I mean, either. Oh, okay. So it's not that weird.

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