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From Hollywood, California, by way of the Broken Skull Ranch,

and an occasional side trip to Mexico.

This is the Steve Austin show.

Give me a hell yeah.

Hell yeah.

Now, from the Onit.com Total Human Optimization Studio, here's Steve Austin.

All right, ladies and Jerry. Welcome to the Steve Austin show. Sitting here in Hollywood, California,

with Moe, which and my trusted dog, Hershey, the Wonder Dog. She rode shotgun with me in the 96th suburban today.

The sum bitch is still pulling to the right, Mo. I'm maddering to hornet at my mechanic.

I thought you got that fixed in for the second time. For the second time I did, and now he's telling me it's my tires.

I've got a bad tire on that thing, and there's too much tread on them.

Me being the cheap, some bitch that I am, the person that likes to save money,

because there's still plenty of tread on my tire, I can't just go and swap out four new tires because they're kind of those specialty treads, and you can't rotate them because you can't reverse the rotation.

So I'm kind of, don't know where to shit or wind my watch.

But being the frugal sum bitch that I am, I'm going to keep standing course.

It's going to keep, right now it still pulls to the left.

It used to pull to the right, and it is what it is.

Man, do you trust your mechanic?

Because I feel like mechanics sometimes, they screw you on this.

They screw, they're like a bad dentist.

You know, there's always something wrong with your mouth, and they always want to fix something.

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