Wrote the New Bible
Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People
Chris Gethard
4.8 • 9K Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2024
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
A signmaker calls to talk to Gethard about the novel she spent 35 years writing, tapping into life on the quantum level, and a whole lot of stuff we honestly aren’t sure we understand. It’s a fascinating call. Some of you are going to love this one. Some of you are going to feel like you stepped into a weird alternate dimension you can’t escape. And some of you are going to love this one because it will make you feel like you stepped into a weird alternate dimension you can’t escape. This caller has a story to share, and what is Beautiful/Anonymous, if not a place for people to share their stories?
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello to everybody who just needs to take a deep breath. |
| 0:08.0 | Just everybody take a deep breath. It's beautiful anonymous. One hour. One phone call. No names. No holds barred. |
| 0:19.0 | I'd rather go one on one. I think it'll be more fun and I'll get to know you and you'll get to know me |
| 0:29.0 | Hi everybody if you're somebody who doesn't love an intro and you want to get |
| 0:32.0 | right to the phone call, |
| 0:33.2 | you're going to skip about five and a half minutes ahead. |
| 0:35.9 | I just ask you, consider joining up at beautiful anonymous.com. |
| 0:39.4 | In the meantime, enjoy the phone call. Hi everybody my name's Chris Gethard and I always feel lucky to bring you |
| 0:58.4 | episodes of Beautiful anonymous in particular that is very true today. We have what I think everyone who's |
| 1:10.3 | listened to the show for any length of time will say is one of the wildest |
| 1:19.4 | most challenging calls but also it's lovely it's also lovely in its own right. I'll talk about that more in a second. I do want to let you know I've got some live shows coming up. I'll be back in Morgantown, West Virginia in July at one two three Pleasant Street. |
| 1:37.0 | I'm doing a show that's very near and dear to my heart at the Newark Public Library in Newark, New Jersey. That's on May 16th. That was a benefit show for the library, |
| 1:45.7 | and I am a big-time fan of Essex County, New Jersey, and all my family's roots are in Newark, |
| 1:52.4 | and I'm happy to go down there and donate some time. |
| 1:55.0 | And help the library because libraries are amazing and if you have not been seeing the work of Michael Threats lately, |
| 2:01.0 | Michael Threats is a very fascinating person who blew up on the internet for being a lovely |
| 2:05.8 | librarian and a lot of people are saying that Michael might be the new Mr. Rogers of modern |
| 2:11.8 | times and it's pretty inspiring work and I like it. What else do I need to tell you about? |
| 2:19.0 | Thanks to everybody who's been signing up at beautiful anonymous. |
| 2:23.6 | Plus you get 15 to 20 minutes extra every single episode and then if you're at the |
| 2:28.3 | upper tier you also get a number every month it's secret just for people at that tier you also get a |
| 2:35.6 | follow-up call with a past caller that that people that that people are |
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