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So I wasn't allowed to smoke, so I became undead and started trying to bury people on TV.

You don't suck because these people say you suck.

You suck because Stoneco said so.

Degeneration X is on top of the world.

Frustrated isn't a goddamn word for it.

This is bullshit.

Welcome, everyone.

It's the Colterhalic Classic Raw Review.

As the other Colterolic lads, bless ye merry gentlemen with nothing to dismay.

We are here via our Aika Pro Power De Delorean back in the subtle year of 1997, where, I mean,

there was still Christmas, but everything was cheaper, and I hadn't fallen out with me, Uncle Roy.

Who be we?

I be fake Jordy, radio presenter without portfolio, Tom Campbell.

And joining me via the Ica Pro Power DeLorean,

back in the humble attitude, the attitude genesis of Megula Cote. It is the Mulligan to my

oh hair, the rambunctious Jackie Orlando. How is your uncle, Roy? He owes me 50 quid.

His house burnt down. his house burnt down did he

otherwise he's fine I'm great never mind my uncle Roy fuck him uh how are you doing uncle

uncle Jackie Orlando I'm great knowing that Roy is still ostracized and that's all of us.

Have you done your Christmas shopping yet?

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