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Hello, welcome to Boys Don't Cry with me, Russell Kane, the show where I force men to talk about stuff they don't normally talk about.

I was told it wouldn't work. I was told people didn't want to listen to stuff like that.

Or even worse, what if it becomes laddie?

Neither has happened.

I've had men oversharing.

I've had contributors emailing in the week.

Please cut out that stuff I shared.

It's something about you're hypnotising me.

You're making me say things.

Not only that, but half the people listening to this show or more. Do you know what they are?

Women.

The nosy bitches love looking inside the heads of men.

There's never been anything that goes, this cock hits this cog, and I'm going to describe it.

So we are sailing very close to the...

So this is our research.

This is well.

For a lot of the comments coming back, a lot of the Twitter and social media interactions like,

thank you.

I didn't know why Gary was rocking back and falling back and falling at the yucca drop.

I kept walking.

I blamed him for ejaculating on my space bar.

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