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Factually! with Adam Conover

You are not safe.

Factually! with Adam Conover

Headgum

Comedy

4.42.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2025

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

(In addition to your weekly Factually! episode, this week we're bringing you a monologue from Adam. This short, researched monologue originally aired on the Factually! YouTube page, but we are sharing audio versions of these monologues with our podcast audience as well. Please enjoy, and stay tuned for your regularly scheduled episode of Factually!)

Trump's deportations aren't just illegal, they're a signal that he intends to erase anyone who opposes him.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast.

0:05.4

With new McValue or McDonald's, you get more than you expect.

0:09.0

So after a long day, buy a double cheeseburger and add a McChicken for a dollar.

0:13.7

Because saving with deals is always on the menu.

0:16.6

With new McValue.

0:18.2

Prices and participation may vary.

0:19.4

Ballot for item of equal or lesser value.

0:20.7

So in the past couple weeks, reading the news has become kind of a surreal experience.

0:25.3

I mean, Trump is throwing innocent people into unmarked vans and sending them to foreign concentration camps.

0:31.3

But, whoops, we're supposed to ignore that because J.D. Vance just killed the Pope and Jeff Bezos shot Katie Perry into space for feminism.

0:38.3

That's right, she kissed the world and nobody liked it.

0:41.3

I mean, this is such a weird time to be alive that the same day Katie girl boss too close to the sun,

0:47.3

I got a notification on my phone from the LA Times which asked me,

0:50.3

what's to stop Trump from exiling you to a foreign prison? Isn't that wild? Do you remember

0:55.7

when phone alerts used to be like, people are mad at Miley Cyrus for shaking her ass? Now they're like

1:00.3

five helpful tips to save yourself from the gulags. Well, it's actually a good question. What is to

1:06.7

stop Trump from sending me or you or anyone we care about to a hole in Central America

1:12.4

to die. I mean, in the past few months, our government has pulled a student off the street

1:16.9

for the crime of writing her opinion in the newspaper, thrown her into a van and flown her

1:20.9

1,500 miles from her community to rot in a cell. It's detained, its own U.S. citizens, for

1:26.9

looking Mexican. And Trump has directly

1:29.6

defied a unanimous Supreme Court order to bring back a man they admit they sent by mistake

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