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4.9 • 857 Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Family drama is always so juicy. Go to https://Quince.com/pitreddit for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order! Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/PITREDDIT to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. 0:00 Intro 1:14 I purchase my sister's OF content https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1i7yj4n/i_purchase_all_of_my_sisters_of_content_am_i_wrong/ 10:20 I cancelled the monthly family dinner https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1esxi7v/aita_for_telling_my_family_no_more_to_monthly/ 23:19 My sister named her kid the same name as my dog https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1i1wo6x/aita_for_refusing_to_demote_my_dog_after_my/ 30:46 I took pictures at a family wedding https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1dpzsyn/aita_for_doing_a_half_ass_job_taking_family/ 37:59 My in-laws have a problem with my guest bedroom https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1hxg6f8/aitah_for_having_two_twin_beds_in_my_guest_room/ 43:49 AITA for taking my daughter to Disneyland https://www.rareddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/15wh54l/aita_for_taking_my_daughter_to_disneyland/ 59:12 Need a fake kid to piss off my wife https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1i06kiv/need_a_fake_kid_to_piss_off_my_wife/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/ Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Emily Rose Jacobson Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Videographer: James Hull Camera Operator: Eric Wann Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.2	Hello, welcome to Reddit Stories. I'm Shane. And today's theme is family. Notorious for being
0:37.2	extremely chill. Yeah. Zeroorious for being extremely chill.
0:39.0	Yeah.
0:39.4	Zero issues.
0:40.4	Right.
0:40.9	Family.
0:41.7	Yeah.
0:42.1	Joining me are two people who I consider family.
0:45.1	Angela and Chance.
0:46.5	Oh.
0:47.6	Okay, what family member would I be to you?
0:50.2	Ooh, that's tough.
0:53.0	We're both your cousins.
0:54.5	I'd have to think about it. Yeah your cousins. You're obsessed with cousins.
0:56.4	No, I'm not.
0:56.9	I just think that's the energy.
0:58.1	I think the energy that we have oftentimes is like cousin energy.
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