You Smell Like Me (w/ David Gborie)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Comedian David Gborie (voice of Comedy Central, All Fantasy Everything, My Momma Told Me) joins Nicole to discuss the hottest porn, why two comedians can't date, how women improve the lives of men, and looking like a pervert at The Nutcracker. Nicole daydreams about what she would do if she had a dick for a day, and shares the story of hooking up with a coworker, which led them to quit.

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:02.0	Why won't you date me?
0:07.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:11.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Please! you date me? Please tell me why.
0:15.0	Ohhoo why.
0:17.0	Ohhoo!
0:18.0	Ohhoo!
0:21.0	Oh baby, baby! Baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You,
0:26.2	Take The podcast for Meinocle Buyer was trying to figure out why I'm still
0:29.8	single, even though you could, even though you could, you could come, you could come right on a
0:39.1	lamp post and tell me that that is new electricity.
0:43.0	Oh, ha, ha, ha,
0:45.0	and I look on, yay!
0:50.0	That one was bad.
0:53.0	Okay, hold on.
0:54.0	We go with the better one.
0:55.0	Even though you could come in a container for seven years
1:02.0	and then scrape it out and add water to it and make a
1:07.2	engagement ring for me and give it to me I was this one's bad too it's a lot of com yeah It's a lot of come.
1:14.0	Okay, even though you could, uh,
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