This loin cloth, it is a champ, man, and it is hiding the goods under all scenarios right now.

We should do a game theater, maybe Tom, maybe I'll hit up Tom.

I'll be like, hey Tom, can we do an episode about the physics of this magical loin cloth?

Guess we're doing this. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Hello internet. Welcome to Game Theory, the show that's holding on to its last bit of sanity for dear life.

But as hard as I try, after only eight episodes, I've let go and I'm falling straight into the deep ends

Instead of covering a major game release or having a meta discussion about the gaming industry

I'm doing an episode on the latest rage game to hit the internet a difficult game the climbing. It was created by Ponty Pants as a spiritual successor to getting over it with Bennett Foddy, the

OG difficult climbing game.

Oh no, oh no, no, no, oh God, no, no, no, no!

No! No! Oh God, no, no, no!

The only difference is that instead of climbing using a silly hammer,

our character is climbing up this mountain with his bare hand.

You'd think that would make this easier to control but you would be wrong.

So the fact that he's sacrificing two critical points of contact is a blah.

Oh no no no no no no no no no can I please climb on top of the rock and sit for a second?

I, I, I, I, no, no, no.

Wait, what happened? How do everyone else is posting videos of their speed runs and raid

compilations here I am doing a video no one asked for no one except for my

boss that is well if it's an episode about loin cloth physics he wants, it's an episode about loin cloth physics he will get.

Although he might be getting more than he bargained for. Because by trying to answer this seemingly simple question about a piece of fabric

I was led down a rabbit holder completely unraveled this game's universe.

By the end of it, I felt like I had climbed a mountain with my bare hands.

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