Rooster Teeth Podcast

This is the end Hold your breath and count to ten Feel the Earth move and then Hear my heart burst again For this is the end I've drowned and dreamt this moment So overdue, I owe them Swept away, I'm stolen

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2024

Let's do it. One last time. The OG crew of Gus, Gavin, and Barbara talk about podcasting, movies, and so much more. Make sure to join us next week for the final episode of the Rooster Teeth Podcast.

Transcribed - Published: 15 April 2024

This episode of the Rooster Teeth Podcast is sponsored by TyCo! And it's not what you think... Honestly, most of this episode isn't what you would expect. Seriously. Armando kept restarting the show. Andrew would laugh at random thoughts in his head and no one would understand why. Griff was there I think. Idk, come watch it I guess. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2024

Armando, Andrew, and Griff aren't done yet! The news is hot between P-Diddy, Bridge Collapses, and Porn Bans. Come and Take it Texas! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2024

This episode was recorded on March 5th before news about Rooster Teeth's closure was released. Armando, Andrew, and Griff debate which money app is best and feed the crew fries so like... it was a pretty good day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2024

Go to http://helixsleep.com/rooster to get 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows. Go to http://zocdoc.com/ROOSTERTEETH and download the Zocdoc app for free and find a top-rated doctor today. For perhaps the last time, the Rooster Teeth Podcast aired live. We had a good run, please enjoy this unhinged episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 18 March 2024

Hey you! Become a FIRST member today to help support the Rooster Teeth Podcast and adjacent shows like Camp Camp! This week, Griff chats Camp Camp, video games, and Netflix adaptation with Kerry Shawcross and Eddy Rivas! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2024

Go to http://shopify.com/roosterteeth to sign up for a $1-per-month trial period. Come check out this episode of the Rooster Teeth podcast and see what happens when Armando, Andrew, and Griff are given too much freedom to say what they want. Between the talks about dictator's fashion, Dr. Miami's procedures, and shin breaking; we guarantee this will be an episode worth watching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 26 February 2024

How much guck could a sub get gucked if a gucked sub could guk subs? ..... This episode brought to you by Rooster Teeth First. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 19 February 2024

Go to http://helixsleep.com/rooster to get 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows. Go to https://hensonshaving.com and enter ROOSTER at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.) Go to http://zocdoc.com/ROOSTERTEETH and download the Zocdoc app for free and find a top-rated doctor today. It's the season of love and Armando, Andrew, and Griff are confused, to be honest. What does it mean to be romantic anymore? The cast is going to figure this out so buckle up and eat some chocolate! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 12 February 2024

Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and use code RTP. New customers can bet $5 to get $200 instantly in bonus bets. Armando, Andrew, and Griff decide it's time to break down the why of dating apps. Such as... why do they exist? Why are there so many? Why is he holding a giant fish? All these questions and more are answered right here on the Rooster Teeth podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 5 February 2024

Go to http://shopify.com/roosterteeth to sign up for a $1-per-month trial period. Armando and Griff come back from the dead to join Andrew for another podcast filled with pizza talk and weed stories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 29 January 2024

We would never ask anyone to drive Miss Demarais around but someone has to do it. Let's talk about some of the driving habits, uber experiences, and Texas Road Rage that Andrew Rosas, Chris Demarais, and Jack Pattillo experience in this weeks episode of the Rooster Teeth Podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 22 January 2024

Go to https://hensonshaving.com and enter ROOSTER at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.) Sometimes we have episodes of the Rooster Teeth Podcast that are just a bit unhinged. Today is one of those days with Armando, Andrew, and Griff and it's filled with flubs, Epstein Jokes, Alex Jones references, and constant breaking of character. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 15 January 2024

Go to http://helixsleep.com/rooster to get 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows. Go to http://magicspoon.com/ROOSTER and use code ROOSTER to save $5 off your order! Andrew, Barbara, and Gus are all masters of hosting podcasts so make sure you don't miss this episode of RTP. In classic Gus fashion, they discuss the difficulties of travel, the evolution of the apple, and Barbara's exciting news! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 8 January 2024

Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee. Grab the NordVPN deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/roosterteeth and get extra subscription time. It's the start of a new year! Join Armando, Andrew, and Barbara as they talk resolutions, learning new languages, and the intricacies of dressing up. Welcome to the Rooster Teeth Podcast 2024. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 January 2024

Go to http://roosterteeth.com/signup to get FIRST for $5.99 a month or $4.99 a month on a yearly plan! Armando chats with his very best friends in all of America; Blaine and Chris. Together, they discuss the holidays and the process of making an all new puppet kids show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 December 2023

Armando, Andrew, and Griff discuss food to people comparisons. Is Drake the sugar of music? Would O type blood be the tastiest? All valid questions for the Rooster Teeth Podcast! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/ROOSTER to get 10% off your first month. Grab the exclusive NordVPN deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/roosterteeth and get extra subscription time. Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee. Thanks to NordVPN for sponsoring our show. Go to http://stinkydragonpod.com to watch episodes of Stinky Dragon Adventures! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 18 December 2023

Go to http://helixsleep.com/rooster to get 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows. Go to https://mistymountaingaming.com and use code ROOSTER to get a FREE acrylic dice set of your choice when you spend $20 or more. Have you ever had your Mom ask you about ""showing too much on twitter?"" Blizz has and it's up to Griff and BK to pry deeper into the why. Join us for RTP as we discuss butter fetishes, twitter shame, and old school rap lyrics! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 11 December 2023

Go to http://helixsleep.com/rooster to get 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows. Go to https://mistymountaingaming.com and use code ROOSTER to get a FREE acrylic dice set of your choice when you spend $20 or more. Have you ever had your Mom ask you about ""showing too much on twitter?"" Blizz has and it's up to Griff and BK to pry deeper into the why. Join us for RTP as we discuss butter fetishes, twitter shame, and old school rap lyrics! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 11 December 2023

Join the cast of the rooster teeth podcast as we travel back in time to discuss our Sonic fursonas and our teachers dating escapades. Would you rather date the voice or the body of Jack in the Box? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 4 December 2023

In this Thanksgiving episode, Armando, Andrew, and Griff give thanks to the the slow and inevitable Latino takeover. Join in on the conversation as we discuss post Extra Life vibes, food preferences, and old school baseball players! This episode is sponsored by Better Help, Uncommon Goods, and Misty Mountain Gaming: - Go to http://betterhelp.com/ROOSTER to get 10% off your first month. - Go to http://uncommongoods.com/roosterteeth to get 15% off your next gift. - Go to https://mistymountaingaming.com and use code ROOSTER to get a FREE acrylic dice set of your choice when you spend $20 or more. Become a first member for a year and get a $10 store gift card! And Get 20% off Sitewide for Cyber Monday - https://thertpodcast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 27 November 2023

This week Armando and Andrew dive deep with guest Geoff Ramsey. They discuss various aspects of their personal lives and career paths, and what lead each of them to become comedians in their own right. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 20 November 2023

Armando is back from his trip in New York! Listen in as he talks about his multiple encounters with cheese and the tales of his woes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 13 November 2023

The gang talk about celebrities doing musical debuts when they shouldn't because they're all awful- Vin Diesel doing rap and Steven Seagal doing Reggae. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 6 November 2023

It's our Halloween special and this week the gang are discussing all things spooky! From horror movies to halloween specials! ...and someone gave Andrew a soundboard... He definitely won't abuse that power, right? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 30 October 2023

So much has happened this week and the gang discusses it all: staring directly at the solar eclipse, helping a friend survive a music festival, and having cringe hobbies as a kid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 23 October 2023

Andrew is back and there is plenty to talk about! This week the gang discusses his vacation, the sudden drop in temperature, more changes to the podcast, and the consequences of the national test. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/ROOSTER to get 10% off your first month. Go to http://helixsleep.com/rooster to get 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows. Exclusive! Grab the NordVPN deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/roosterteeth and get extra subscription time. Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 16 October 2023

Armando is back from his involuntary vacation. Griff and Caroline from Best Friends Today question him about his near death experience by 1000 clucks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 9 October 2023

Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code ROOSTERTEETH for 50% off 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses. Down two co-host, but up four guests. Griff is left alone this week to run the podcast. What could possibly go wrong? Checkout our new RTP YouTube Channel complete with full episodes! -https://www.youtube.com/@roosterteethpodcast Support the show by watching it on Rooster Teeth First!-https://roosterteeth.com/series/rt-podcast Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 2 October 2023

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/rooster to get 10% off your first month. Go to http://shopify.com/roosterteeth to sign up for a $1-per-month trial period. The gang talks about Mortal Kombat 1, a great game... but there's one specific fatality that keeps us up at night. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 September 2023

Go to http://helixsleep.com/rooster to get 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows. Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code ROOSTERTEETH for 50% OFF 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses. The gang talk about the Banana Pudding Paradigm argument and it spirals into an iceberg moment of deep dives. Checkout our new RTP YouTube Channel complete with full episodes! -https://www.youtube.com/@roosterteethpodcast Support the show by watching it on Rooster Teeth First!-https://roosterteeth.com/series/rt-podcast Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 18 September 2023

This week the gang talks Bird scooters: the convenience of scooters and the HORROR of scooters. Is the ride worth the risk? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 12 September 2023

Join Armando, Griff, and Andrew as they discuss dig up ancient millennial culture, memes, and fads that haven’t aged well, play some Google Trends with Eric & Geoff from F**KFACE, give some advice on how to make friends as an adult, and wrap it up with headlines turned into punchlines. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 5 September 2023

Join Armando, Griff, and Andrew as they discuss the psycho who spent 25K on Doordash in a year, play a new game of How Is This News? Featuring Ky, give fashion advice, and wrap it up with headlines turned into punchlines. This episode was sponsored by Shopify! -Go to http://shopify.com/roosterteeth to take your business to the next level. Support the show by watching it on Rooster Teeth First!-https://roosterteeth.com/series/rt-podcast Checkout our new RTP YouTube Channel complete with full episodes! -https://www.youtube.com/@roosterteethpodcast Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 29 August 2023

Join Armando, Griff, and Andrew as they discuss how much they spent on Only Fans, play some Who Am I? With the (checks notes) daddies from FaceJam- Michael Jones & Eric Baudour, give the worst advice on how to deal with ghosts haunting you, and wrap it up with some headlines turned into punchlines. This episode was sponsored by BetterHelp, Helix Sleep, and Netflix’s One Piece! -This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/rooster to get 10% off your first month. -Go to http://helixsleep.com/rooster and use code HELIXPARTNER25 to get 25% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners in honor of Labor Day! -Don’t miss ONE PIECE on Netflix on August 31. Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 22 August 2023

Picture yourself as Armando Torres, resting in your bed after a long day of podcasting until suddenly, a sledge hammer punches a massive hole into your living room wall. If you want to know more about this story, join in on this week's episode of the Rooster Teeth Podcast! This episode is sponsored by Shady Rays! Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code ROOSTERTEETH for 50% OFF 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses. Watch the full episode of the Rooster Teeth Podcast for Free! -https://roosterteeth.com/series/rt-podcast Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 15 August 2023

The Rooster Teeth Podcast meets Always Open in this out of this world experience. Armando, Andrew, and Barbara discuss the hard hitting question: Do aliens exist? Watch the full episode of the Rooster Teeth Prodcast for Free! Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 8 August 2023

Armando and Andrew welcome back Gus in this weeks episode of the Rooster Teeth Podcast as they debate the dangers of nature. What animals can you beat in a fight? This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/rooster to get 10% off your first month. Watch the full episode of the Rooster Teeth Podcast for Free! -https://roosterteeth.com/series/rt-podcast Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 August 2023

Join Armando, Andrew, Griff as they discuss the weird ball in the dessert that is the vegas Sphere, get joined by Trevor Collins & Alfredo Diaz from Red Web join in a game of Who Am I? Cryptid Edition, discuss if hickies are childish, and wrap it up with some Always On! This episode was sponsored by Helix Sleep! -Go to http://helixsleep.com/rooster to get 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows. Watch the full episode of the Rooster Teeth Podcast for Free! -https://roosterteeth.com/series/rt-podcast Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 July 2023

Join Armando, Griff, Andrew and special guests Blizz & BK from Inside Gaming as they talk about dumb people moving to dangerous places, show off a brand new round of Phone Chicken staring our guests, and give you the best (but probably worst) advice for what to do when you win the lottery. This episode is sponsored by ShadyRays! Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code ROOSTERTEETH for 50% OFF 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses. Watch the full episode of the Rooster Teeth Podcast for Free! -https://roosterteeth.com/series/rt-podcast Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 18 July 2023

Join Armando, Andrew, Griff with Special Guest Ethan Nestor & Kassem G as they discuss tarantula mating season and Austin's serial killer, find out how to get the most bang for your buck at conventions, and have Ethan vs. Kassem face-off in a game of Bottoms Up. This episode was sponsored by BetterHelp & HelixSleep! -This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/rooster to get 10% off your first month. -Go to http://helixsleep.com/rooster to get 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows. Watch the full episode of the Rooster Teeth Podcast for Free! -https://roosterteeth.com/series/rt-podcast Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 11 July 2023

Join Armando, Andrew, Griff as they place bets on Elon Musk vs. Mark Zuckerberg, play a patriotic edition of It's A Choice, discuss our dumb and smart solutions to travel, and wrap it all up with a joke-off! Watch the full episode of the Rooster Teeth Podcast for Free! -https://roosterteeth.com/series/rt-podcast Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 4 July 2023

Join Armando, Andrew, Griff as talk about how dangerous the ocean is, play their new game Bottoms Up! (with Michael Jones from Achievement Hunter), and discuss how to deal with a roommate stealing your food. This episode is sponsored by Shady Rays, Helix Sleep, and RTX Austin! -Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code ROOSTERTEETH for 50% OFF 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses. -Go to http://helixsleep.com/rooster to get 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows. -Go to http://rtxaustin.com to buy your badge! Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 27 June 2023

Join Armando, Andrew, Griff as talk about how dangerous the ocean is, play their new game Bottoms Up! (with Michael Jones from Achievement Hunter), and discuss how to deal with a roommate stealing your food. This episode is sponsored by Shady Rays, Helix Sleep, and RTX Austin! -Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code ROOSTERTEETH for 50% OFF 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses. -Go to http://helixsleep.com/rooster to get 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows. -Go to http://rtxaustin.com to buy your badge! Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 27 June 2023

Join the cast of the new RT Podcast as they discuss how your search history can land you in prison, play Phone Chicken, teach you how to “rizz up some cuties”, and turn some current headlines into punchlines! Description should read: Join the cast of the new RT Podcast as they discuss how your search history can land you in prison, play Phone Chicken, teach you how to “rizz up some cuties”, and turn some current headlines into punchlines! Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS #SearchHistory #Hinge #standup Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 20 June 2023

Join the cast of the new RT Podcast as they discuss how your search history can land you in prison, play Phone Chicken, teach you how to “rizz up some cuties”, and turn some current headlines into punchlines! Description should read: Join the cast of the new RT Podcast as they discuss how your search history can land you in prison, play Phone Chicken, teach you how to “rizz up some cuties”, and turn some current headlines into punchlines! Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS #SearchHistory #Hinge #standup Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 20 June 2023

Join hosts Armando Torres, Andrew Rosas, and Griff in this new iteration of the Rooster Teeth Podcast. See the full video version on roosterteeth.com every Monday & audio episode drops every Tuesday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 13 June 2023

Join Gus Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman, Gavin Free, and Geoff Ramsey as they unveil the new cast of RTP, send off Gus after 15 years of hosting the podcast, rating the steaks of the new cast, and reliving best episode memories. This episode is sponsored by RTX Austin! Go to http://rtxaustin.com to buy your badge! July 7th-9th Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 7 June 2023

Join Armando Torres, Drew Saplin, Griff, and Andrew Rosas as they talk about the super flush rumor, awkward puberty moments, our magician phase, dating bums, and more! Sponsored by BetterHelp, Helix Sleep, and RTX -This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/rooster to get 10% off your first month. -Go to http://helixsleep.com/rooster to get 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows. -Go to http://rtxaustin.com to buy your badge! Already FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 31 May 2023