10 Funny Cat Habits That Actually Make Sense
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 12 March 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Earlier I had a story that I wasn't working on that basically said that we are misinterpreting |
| 0:04.5 | the signals that our animals are putting out. |
| 0:07.0 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:08.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:08.9 | So I'm here to explain some of these. |
| 0:11.3 | Okay. |
| 0:11.5 | The men's room top ten. |
| 0:14.2 | The men's room top ten. |
| 0:17.0 | Ten. |
| 0:18.1 | Funny, pussy cat behaviors that actually make sense when you think about it. |
| 0:26.3 | I remember once as a kid, I was going to a friend's birthday party, |
| 0:32.7 | and the gift I got for him was a book called 101 uses for a dead cat. |
| 0:42.3 | My favorite was the one where the cat was used as a pencil sharpener. |
| 0:49.3 | You see, you stick the pencil in the dead cat's b-b-k. |
| 0:55.0 | Then crank his tail, and it sharpens the pencil. |
| 1:00.4 | See, cats can be useful after all. |
| 1:05.4 | We should get him a kitten. |
| 1:07.1 | We should get him a kitten. |
| 1:08.3 | And just leave it in his office. |
| 1:10.6 | Well, his dog only has one kind of signal. |
| 1:13.6 | Chaos. |
| 1:14.7 | Chaos. |
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