All right, everybody, welcome to the Past Times podcast.

Each week we go through an old newspaper from a random date in history picked out by Dave Anthony.

I'm Gareth Reynolds, and I've never seen it before, and neither is our guest this week.

The Great, and dare I say, maybe fan favorite,

and Naomi McParrigan.

Hello, Naomi.

You know what?

Let the record show, y'all are only two white dudes I'm talking to for the next six to nine months.

Okay?

The fact that we all here even having this conversation... You're married to a white, dude.

You're not talking to him?

You know what?

We have an uneasy to taunt.

No, I'm kidding.

No, Andy's on the list.

No, we appreciate it because we know that,

yeah, it's, look, it's never been a great time,

you know, like, perception-wise to be white.

And you have every right to be mad at us, even though we were, we're for a revolution,

but you have every right to come at us, especially.

Oh, no, no, no.

You got to see Dave's legs.

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