0:00.0	Dallup is brought to you by Helix Sleep.
0:05.7	Oh, Dave.
0:06.5	Gareth, we both have helix mattresses.
0:09.2	We both love our helix matches.
0:10.8	We both have the Ducks Lusk.
0:12.6	The Dux Lusk, which means we can swap at each other's houses and sleep in the same bed.
0:17.8	I've been very clear that that is not what that means.
0:19.8	And we're doing it.
0:20.9	We're not. We're no longer going to try to do it is what the same bed. I've been very clear that that is not what that means. And we're doing it. We're not.
0:21.5	We're no longer going to try to do it is what the deal was.
0:24.1	The dogs.
0:24.5	The dogs also love the mattresses.
0:26.1	My kid loves the mattress because he asked for his own, which we got him.
0:29.3	My wife loves a mattress.
0:30.6	Everybody sleeps great on the mattresses.
0:31.7	We love it.
0:32.3	The best.
0:32.9	I have 19 dogs. They all fit on the mattress. And you can go on and they have a little quiz for you to find out
0:38.6	what's the best mattress for you. The easiest quiz you'll have a take. Cold or hot or how you sleep on your
0:42.9	back or. Yep. And that's it. That's it. Really. They don't really even ask that. Nope. We don't need to get
0:47.6	into that. So on my forehead. And they got a mattress for that. It comes to your house.
0:54.9	It's delivered.
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