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Perfect Person

103: brutally humiliated at my local car wash (w/ Will & Rainie)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Will Witwer and Rainie Toll join the show to discuss Dua Lipa's newest song, being humiliated by a car wash, and having a friend that is bad.

This episode originally aired as part of the 24 hour Telethon, and has been edited to perfection, for your pleasure.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast. Hello and you're a perfect person the show where I'm perfect and you're of course a person.

0:24.0

frozen avocados are back for the summy.

0:30.0

It's time for you to slice up your vegetable slash fruits, put them in a Ziploc baggie, store them in the freezer for winter.

0:40.0

And winter's coming once a morning when you make your smoothie,

0:43.8

but it's actually all about prepping that fruit,

0:48.0

about having the mango that you're taking the time to slice up.

0:51.2

Not when you want the mango, no. No, not when you want the mango, but it's about

0:56.1

slicing and putting into the zippy bag so you can have the fruit the next day.

1:02.1

Because what could be better than walking up to your fridge? Oh, you can have the fruit the next day.

1:02.6

Because what could be better than walking up to your fridge?

1:05.3

You open that bad boy up, and what's waiting for you?

1:09.1

But slicey mango and

1:14.4

banana that's frozen that you can slur down like a little piggy

1:20.4

that you are today. It's a very special day ladies and gentlemen. It's the

1:28.1

wrecking ball crew episode of Perfect Person first debut debuted during the 24 hour Telethon,

1:36.0

and we are running it today because it's so damn delicious.

1:40.0

There were so many, like awesome level 10 hitter moments in the 24 hours that was the

1:48.0

live stream that I wanted to make some of them episodes just because I want like the

1:52.1

main stay audience to be able to

1:54.0

watch those and listen to those as if the regular episodes because I know like

1:57.0

obviously like that episode aired at 8 p.m. on a Friday and if you didn't watch it live

2:00.9

like maybe you watch the Vod or maybe you caught a little bit of some of it but I was just editing it

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