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🗓️ 3 July 2024
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Jared joins the call center to discuss what to do when your lost bestie from 5th grade is dating MILEY CYRUS, and a harrowing call about a forbidden boner, from a post surgery fiancé.
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0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. Hello and welcome to Perfect Person to Show where I'm perfect and you're of course a person. |
0:27.4 | Ice in your water bottle is back. |
0:34.1 | Having a water bottle is sort of Charmander style. Having ice is Charmelian style. |
0:37.2 | Having ice in the water bottle that is metal and cold, |
0:40.7 | you wait a little bit and you find your water bottle and the water's cold you forget about it because |
0:47.5 | I don't want to know that I'm having cold I don't want to know that I'm having |
0:51.0 | cold water I want to put ice in the water and then I |
0:53.4 | forget about it I walk away from the situation I return to a water bottle I go there's |
0:56.9 | my water bottle pick it up and the water is still cold and that's char is art and that's charizard that's Charisard. That's actually mega Charisard. |
1:05.0 | That's mega-G. |
1:07.0 | You were in such a flow state that I didn't want to interrupt it. |
1:10.0 | I was like, he has got this theory and I want it out. |
1:13.8 | That's my new new. |
1:15.3 | Yeah. |
1:16.3 | Is I've been sort of putting an I have an O'Wala water bottle that has spoken on before. |
1:19.3 | What? |
1:20.3 | O'Wala? |
1:21.3 | What is called? |
1:22.3 | What was the next part? Oh, that I've spoken on wall. Oh, what was the next part? |
1:23.0 | Oh, that I've spoken on before. |
1:25.0 | Oh, that you've spoken on before. |
1:26.0 | I've spoken on my O'wala water bottle, but I, and it's not odd walla. |
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