#105: Going Blind (@TomSegura)

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2013

⏱️ 133 minutes

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Summary

Tom Segura invited me to go to his new Barbie Malibu Beach House so we could talk about masturbating. Just two best bro dudes intimately talking about making their penises shoot out loads of semen. And then somewhere at the end we talked about drunk driving. I don't think we ever talked about masturbating while drunk driving but we should have at least brought it up, huh?

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0:00.0	I used to have a really weird way of I could orgasm.
0:03.3	Yeah.
0:04.1	I could pinch my foreskin between like my thumb and my fingers.
0:10.8	I thought you were a foreskin.
0:11.8	Okay.
0:12.8	Well, yeah.
0:13.8	Well, I was snipped.
0:14.8	Oh, okay.
0:15.8	But you have...
0:16.8	I had a botched circumcision.
0:17.8	Really?
0:18.8	Yeah.
0:19.8	So I have like...
0:20.8	What does that mean?
0:21.8	They fucked up.
0:22.8	And I have a...
0:23.8	You know, like a turkey has a gobbler, a turkey neck.
0:26.3	My penis has a gobble.
0:27.8	What?
0:28.8	Yeah.
0:29.8	Yeah.
0:30.8	Let me see it.
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