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#106: Find Your Dry Hump (@KevinGChristy)

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 11 March 2013

⏱️ 133 minutes

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Summary

Kevin Christy and I sat in his backyard and talked about relationships. Everybody has one friend who jumps from long term relationship to long term relationship and Kevin is that guy for me. As long as I've known him he's been with somebody. This is the first time in his life that he is single and it's a strange place for him to be. It's an interesting conversation on how to make relationships work and how to make them fail.

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0:00.0

It's so stupid. It's the dumbest thing.

0:03.2

Gah, Lee.

0:04.2

You really treat that person, you start to treat that person like they're your enemy, even though they have done nothing but you've done nothing but be there for each other arguably but you're like, you're my enemy.

0:14.5

Yeah.

0:15.0

So you just start trying to be right and it's, but then at the same time you're like conflicted because you're still trying to be nice to the ones from while and you like, you still want to have sex.

0:23.0

So you, so you want to try to be nice to them and hopefully get that. It's just, it's a fucking shit story.

0:28.5

One is the only is number one is the only is number one is the only is number one is the only is number two.

0:42.1

One is the only is number one.

0:46.9

Well hello, everybody. How are you? Welcome to our eschipyrus Celtic tank.

0:52.8

For this episode, I just start with that.

0:54.7

For this episode, I talked to my friend Kevin Christie on Twitter. He's at Kevin G. Christie with a with a Y and we talked about what it's like being in a horrible soul-crushing relationship.

1:12.4

He was in one for the last, I don't know how many years and he just broke up like a year ago and he's alone for the first time.

1:20.2

I don't know what this is really about. Maybe it's about Sarah monogamy, but I don't really think so. It's just sort of about loneliness.

1:28.5

Yeah, he's going through, he's trying to figure it out. Man, I'm just so stoked being single now. I just finally embraced it to the point where I'm just like, I enjoy it.

1:41.1

I enjoy coming back to my own apartment. I'm doing what I do. Just, just being filthy.

1:47.7

I was doing nothing and I'll see girls once in a while, but I just enjoy my singleness. I enjoy not having any responsibility towards anybody.

1:58.2

So anyway, Kevin has come into terms with where he thinks he needs to be in life as a man and some of it I disagreed with and some of it I agreed with and some of it was kind of interesting to me in terms of ways of thinking.

2:11.9

So it's not really a funny episode. It's more of a fun. What's the opposite of funny? I'm funny. It's not super sad though. There's no tear jerking. It's more of just thoughts on relationships in general and how to make them work.

2:24.4

He's been in them longer than I have. So he would know better than me.

2:30.8

Speaking of having my own place. Oh, by the way, real quick, this episode is sponsored by Amazon.com.

2:38.4

If you shop on Amazon, go to my website or either great.com where you can also find tour dates and merchandise. But go there and there's an Amazon link right at the top right hand corner, not on mobile devices.

2:52.0

I have a new mobile browser so you can look them on your phone.

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