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I've been trimming myself free hand. I have been trimming my beard without a guard. I've been looking and I bet you're looking at

my beard and you're thinking it's misshapen. It's misshapen it's all over the

place Catherine. But no I decided oh I don't have a long enough guard to trim my beard, right?

So basically I took it upon myself to say,

what if, like Michelangelo looking a big block of stone for a long time and it became the David.

I looked at my beard for a long time and I shaped it but like it was almost like what you know

when they like Sweeney Todd. I do know where they kill

Shave and he shaves with the razor. Yes oh that's very cool. That always scares me

because I'm like well you're next right there you could slice right they do and that

he uses that to his

advantage. So this time I'm sort of like, oh I'm just hovering just if I go

zhz I could I could cut a gash into my beard but I'm just sort of going

zhzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz it's almost like a weed lacking okay see now you can you explain

actually I don't know okay so when you use a razor yeah there's a thing that protects you're saying there's a guard there's a

guard interesting there's a body guard so it's um yeah I'm say hey bodyguard

there's a little plastic guard that is basically a certain amount of length so it's like okay your air is only going to be this long

No, yes, but and then you put it all around and so whatever I don't use that because I don't have a long enough one for my beer because my beer is pretty long

So I've been going

rope have you ever done scissors oh like a little like your beard is a hedge

that's a good idea nice I haven't tried that but I feel like it would make me feel like an artist.

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