This is a headgum podcast. Welcome back to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and you're of course a person.

This week I started running a campaign to replace the

ketchup in my home with ketchup, no sugar added.

And that's of course because

ketchup without shouggy is good for baby.

I want to be able to guzzle down ketchup guilt free and I already do because

regular ketchup is fine and it's good to have. But ketchup without sugar you could you

could gobble down the whole bottle and you wouldn't say boo

My somebody that be you know some people might say if you're chugging regular ketchup then maybe say okay

Decent amount of sugar in that but if you're gobbling down if you're gulping down

ketchup no sugar added that's just vinegar for the tummy that's basically like

taking an apple cider vinegar shot when you've got a tummy ache and you can take

that to the wellness doctor because he's going to be

sit by the way outside of Whole Foods all the time hey guys gobble down this

ketchup fizzy ketchup, no sugar added, is the new kambucha.

That is on the headline Summer 2024.

I want to see all the girlies at Coachella with a fizzy catch-up and they are going to be enjoying that for the summer for the girlies.

Ladies and gentlemen, this week's episode is of course a wonderful banger that is sliced from the 24-hour

live stream and edited to perfection to exist as a primary piece of perfect person.

A little primary piece of the puzzle that fits in just so.

This is of course when I had Kelsey Dara on the 24-hour live stream for Creators for Palestine.

She is so goddamn funny and she makes me laugh so hard. And then at the end of the episode,

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