#107: Frenchie le Poo-Poo (Mike Ward @MikeWardCA)

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

Diaz, Shrooms, Comic, Ari, Duncan, Shafir, Segura, Squad, Chappell, Store, Tomsegura, Rogan, Shaffir, Mushroom, Arishaffir, Sceptic, Skankfest, Freak, Skeptictank, Trussell, Los, Bryant, Cellar, Shroomfest, Joe, Tom, Burr, Bertkreischer, Tank, Comedy, Septic, Freakparty, Arithegreat, Joey, Kreischer, Billburr, Punchdrunk, Skeptic, Legionofskanks, Comedian, Thisisnothappening, Joerogan, Party, Allthingscomedy, Death, Podcast, Deathsquad, Comedy Interviews, Earwolf, Topic, Standup, Kobe

4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2013

⏱️ 137 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Mike Ward came to my hotel room while I was in Montreal to talk to me about his amazing journey of learning to do his standup in a 2nd language. He's got about as much to say as I can imagine anyone saying about French comedians.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	There was a this weird little prostitute that we were walking and she came up to me and she was like
0:05.5	You you got to leave you got to leave turn around turn around you got to leave and now
0:10.1	And so I was like fuck I got a leaf so I turned around and then I was walking and I was like
0:14.1	She might have just told me that because there's a guy waiting for me
0:17.8	So I turned back around and then I took another street and she was on that street again and she was like
0:24.8	I was like
0:27.8	It was weird to because when when I got back home I googled the the the street. I was on her
0:33.3	I YouTube and I saw a video about prostitution and she was on there and she was just the weirdest looking
0:39.7	She was on the video. She was on the video. She was like this weird like a
0:44.2	Crystal meth type of face, you know with like four teeth and just a horrible. She's seen the video
0:49.8	I don't probably not
0:51.3	Come on the meth prostitute
0:55.3	Yeah, she's a it's like local legend. Yeah, she's a Russell brand of meth prostitute. She has four teeth
1:22.3	French canada is the best canada
1:26.1	If you lived there for a day, you'd understand
1:28.7	South Park best show on television
1:31.8	Consistently for like a decade now
1:34.5	God, it's good. There hasn't been a moment. Maybe a season here or there, but not in a row
1:39.7	Maybe a season here or there like oh, it's not as good this year
1:43.5	But that's just natural ups and downs of anything. It's not like any other show where you'd be like it's just not good anymore
1:50.4	Like fucking family guy hasn't been good for seven years
1:53.7	By the way, American dad is totally surpassed it way better show
	...

Transcript will be available on the free plan in -4397 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Ari Shaffir, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Ari Shaffir and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.