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Perfect Person

108: Ted ruins the show (w/ Ted Nivison)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2024

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Ted Nivison joins the show to throw a wrench into the operation, and discuss a confounding prescription from a therapist, a trader joes employee drama, and a neighborhood theft.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast. Hello and welcome to Perfect Person the show where I'm perfect and you're of course a person.

0:21.0

Recently I've been burning my toast

0:25.2

to just give it that extra little zas,

0:27.3

that extra little burnt piece

0:29.7

that I'm gonna need to make sure my day is started off right.

0:33.1

Having toast regular, no.

0:36.2

Life is about making yourself struggle

0:40.0

so you can overcome great odds.

0:42.3

Dumbledore.

0:44.8

Dumbledore.

0:44.8

Dumbledore.

0:46.6

More like Dumbledore don't.

0:48.8

Because if Harry hadn't had him,

0:50.7

it would have been a lot more difficult

0:51.7

and he would have grown a lot more in the books.

0:53.3

Yeah, Snape, more like Snake. Snake.

0:56.6

Snake.

0:57.6

He actually, and I don't, I don't fuck with the idea that he was a good guy.

1:00.9

No way. That dude was a jerk the whole time.

1:04.0

How about be nice?

1:06.0

How about be nice?

1:07.0

Be nice to Hermione.

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