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Perfect Person

109: husband came home smelling like my ex (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Sarah joins the show to take calls about a sexy cologne on a woman's husband, a money mystery in an apartment complex, and a subletting roommates conundrum.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast. Hello and you're of course a person. I'm

0:17.5

Hello and welcome to Perfect Person

0:18.6

the show where I'm perfect and you're of course a person.

0:22.0

I recently got an ice pack that was my whole dang ankle.

0:27.7

Rolled the ankle in a clown show and said guess what daddy's got to have some

0:32.3

ice pack and basically and And so I popped that puppy out of the freezer and I

0:43.4

slided it onto my ankle and lo and behold my whole ankle was cold

0:48.5

and it was actually a little too cold

0:50.8

but I couldn't wear it for that long.

0:54.8

You know, I spent the pain of having

0:57.8

Yeah.

0:58.8

The pack of peas or of you know the worst.

1:01.2

Oh the peas I'm like oh it's gonna they're gonna defrost but the

1:05.0

peas are not that bad because they're they're malleable what's worse is when you get

1:08.6

like a hard ice thing and you're trying to balance the hard one and you're

1:12.2

like huck it you're just to balance the hard one and you're like Oh, impossible.

1:13.3

You're just like let's just you know when we were trying to fall asleep with it and

1:16.6

you're elevating it I've sprayed my ankle a million times this is why I have

1:19.4

this ankle sleeve.

1:21.0

Angle sleeve I have a bunch of ankle things but because once you do it, well you don't have a

1:26.3

silly times but I will say it goes, it kind of dies out soon it doesn't last.

1:32.0

The cold doesn't last as long as I'd like

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