#116: "Sam Accidentally Live Streams Himself S******g" + Ben Shapiro Sucks + Our Questions for Putin

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

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🗓️ 19 February 2024

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

Sam Tripoli has a major announcement, then we get into why Amy Schumer and Ben Shapiro suck, and the whole David Lucas situation, before maybe the funniest moment in show history (it involves Sam's public humiliation).

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcript

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0:00.0	Paddy Power Games gives you more chances to win.
0:02.4	Imagine that, life with more chances.
0:04.8	So why am I your ideal man?
0:09.8	Well, I'm tall, dark and handsome. Ah, well, at least, ask what my mum says.
0:15.0	Next.
0:19.0	He won't get any more chances with her,
0:21.0	but you'll always get more chances with paddy power games.
0:24.0	Once been per player per day each prize carries individual tes and ces
0:27.0	eligibility rules and t's and c supply 18 plus be gamble aware dot talk Warning Broken Simulation simulation, Broken Simulation, Broken
0:36.7	simulation, with Sam Tripoli. Welcome to Broken Simulation
0:43.2	simulation. We are in it Johnny in it. How does it feel to be in it? I feel in it. I'm so deep in it.
0:50.1	It bro. Johnny we're so deep we're so deep we put that ass to sleep.
0:53.6	Guys, I'm like really starting to freak out right now.
0:57.2	Really?
0:57.6	Yeah, because my, my, uh, my, uh, my specials in a couple weeks.
1:03.0	Oh boy, pressure is on.
1:04.0	And this is what's going to happen.
1:05.0	No one's going to get tickets until the last second and then it's going to pack out.
1:09.0	But up to that, I'm going to freak out that nobody likes me.
1:12.0	So that's what I'm going through. That's where I'm at
1:14.4	Johnny. Why doesn't anyone want to come and watch me rock? Just know the ticket you buy is to go
1:21.5	towards the production of the video.
	...

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