#117: "Loser States" + Elon's Twitter Clone + Sam Addresses LA Comedy Scene + P. Diddy Blackmail?

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2024

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

After a little break, we return with a packed episode, including Sam's sincere address to the L.A. comedy scene, an important characterization of the state of this country, news of green lasers being used to guide lightning (and video), Elon's Twitter soundalike which has even Elon himself dumbfounded, Iran's bit antarctic play, P. Diddy as a possible blackmail agent, and loads more.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcript

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