#118: "Sam Slips Up" + Cannibals in LA? + Neuralink Glory ****s

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

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🗓️ 1 April 2024

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

We're back after a long break to find that Sam has slipped up a little, that cannibals might be running amok in LA, that Neuralink is revolutionizing self-pleasure, and that 'God' is back in California classrooms. Also this week Sam considers buying a golf course, reveals there was an emergency at a recent show, and gets into the brilliance of Shogun.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

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0:00.0	Warning Broken Simulation simulation, Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation, with Sam Tripoli.
0:12.0	Welcome the Broken Simulation
0:14.0	with Johnny Woodard, Sam Tripoli, we're in it.
0:17.0	We're in it.
0:19.0	Yes.
0:20.0	I need to turn that into a job.
0:22.0	Do it again, give it something. In it! I don't want job do it again give us him.
0:22.8	In it.
0:23.8	I don't want to get it clean hold on.
0:25.8	We're in it go ahead.
0:27.1	We're in it.
0:28.7	Your voice is gone.
0:29.9	Yeah I've been road doggin bro.
0:31.9	Your voice sounds like your brakes when you drove up.
0:33.8	Oh, no, dude.
0:34.7	I got one of those, they say that, the car I got,
0:37.8	that the back brakes go out very quickly.
0:40.8	It sounded bad, dude.
0:41.8	It sounded really bad. like uncomfortably bad.
0:46.0	Yeah, yeah, you can, I heard you coming literally around the block.
0:49.0	Like there's some hot chicks that like walk their dog on my block.
0:52.0	Oh no. And it's like they're young but I still like they're like
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