#119 - Tim Dillon

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

4.5 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2025

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Tim Dillon joins the pod to discuss how this episode will inevitably be demonetized, wanting to be part of the ruling class, billionaires trying to be in the limelight, his family's mental illnesses, RFK Jr. putting warning labels on Uncrustables, and much more. Tim and Stav help callers including a woman whose homeless mom is crashing with her, and a gay man who is afraid his addict boyfriend will relapse if they break up.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Oh, pa.
0:02.9	Fucking Eldis, you piece of shit.
0:05.4	Welcome to Stavvy's World.
0:06.9	Elders screwed up the...
0:09.6	I guess we shouldn't curse right up top.
0:12.1	Well, we'll probably get demonetized
0:13.4	because who knows what Tim's going to say anyway,
0:15.3	so it doesn't really...
0:16.5	This show's over.
0:19.1	So I guess telling Elders to go fuck himself, doesn't matter.
0:22.5	As Tim nakedly courts the levers of power,
0:27.0	as he tries to get invited to Epstein's Island 2.0.
0:30.6	I mean, I'm trying my heart.
0:32.6	And it's all, by the way, you know what's so sad?
0:35.1	It's like, it'll be every, like, orgy would be a no.
0:40.6	Yeah, yeah, of course.
0:42.5	Even if we were so rich, that's the problem.
0:45.8	Yeah.
0:46.2	We were really rich.
0:47.3	Yeah.
0:48.5	And it would be tough because we would be the guys that were like, no, we just borrowed the plane.
0:53.3	Right, right, right.
	...

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