Bonus #118 - Dan Carney [PATREON PREVIEW]

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

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🗓️ 6 March 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Dan Carney joins the pod to discuss his bootstrapping days as a janitor at a Chick-fil-A in Times Square, coming from the infamous town of Brandon, FL, exploiting himself for Uber rides and low-level opportunities, and much more. Stav and Dan help callers including an overeducated woman who loves her hometown but is unimpressed by her dating prospects, and a stay-at-home mom who feels judged by her friend for not circumcising her son.

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0:00.0	My first job here, I was pretty much like a janitor at Chick-fil-A at Times Square.
0:05.2	Like, literally, I was mopping floors, cleaning up.
0:09.0	We had a guy overdose on our bathroom.
0:10.5	I cleaned up his vomit.
0:12.2	And the first half of the day, like, white windows.
0:14.6	Yeah, yeah.
0:15.2	It was like, 40 hours a week I was doing this. You're like, do you think maybe I could maybe I could fry the chick and they're like, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:23.5	Let's take it easy.
0:24.6	With that pretty smile?
0:26.6	You're a front of house type guy.
0:29.1	Wow, how much do you have to say?
0:30.5	Did you say my pleasure a lot?
0:31.8	Dude, oh yeah, yeah.
0:33.1	So like I like, when I first moved here, I like, uh, I like hooked up with this girl who like worked at Chick-fil-A,
0:39.0	corporate and she's like, who's like, literally the fucking for every hookup.
0:45.0	Yeah.
0:46.0	You fuck, my son is fucking for a janitorial, he's prostititing himself for ubers and the fucking privilege to wipe down bum diarrhea from
0:59.8	chicken fillet.
1:01.9	My son is a whore with no concept of the market value of his own asshole.
1:08.9	Holy shit.
1:10.0	Yeah, man.
1:10.8	I was stoned it back for anybody, dude.
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