#120: "Alex Jones Gets His Flowers" + Sam's Pizza Conspiracy + Tucker on Rogan

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

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🗓️ 24 April 2024

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

We are "juggling and struggling" on this new episode, where we get into Tucker Carlson's appearance on Joe Rogan, where they praise Alex Jones for his foresight. Also this week, Sam shares a new pizza conspiracy, gets beat by his daughter at a child's game, and, prompted by Higherside Chats, we discuss an issue facing "conspiracy" podcasts.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning Broken Simulation simulation, Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation, with Sam Tripoli.
0:12.0	Welcome to Broken Simulation
0:13.6	Simulation starring Johnny Woodard Starring Johnny Woodard
0:17.6	Can I start that again? You're not gonna do my nickname so?
0:20.3	Welcome, could start again?
0:22.3	Welcome to Johnny Wooder presents Broken Simulation starting Johnny Woodard. We're in it.
0:29.0	And we're in it Johnny, I know you're gonna play the fuck up too so just let it ride only in the
0:38.0	Patreon rock fin version of okay all right Johnny we're in it guys live from the Wise Wolf, Gold and Silver studios,
0:46.1	Wolfpack, what is it, Wolfpack dot trip, no, Sam Tripoli.
0:50.3	Gold and you have to use a promo code it's Timfoil but I don't think you need it
0:56.4	Get that precious metals too get that precious metals bang bang pow
1:01.4	World's going to hell in a hand basket world's going to hell in a hand basket world's going to hell in a hand basket.
1:03.0	World's going to hell in the hand basket.
1:05.0	Do da, do da,
1:07.0	hell's gonna bupa, pep,
1:09.0	all my do-da, day.
1:11.0	I like it, you're all, you can't, if you're listening, or watching, or watching, I'm rather watching on YouTube all you can't if you're listening or watching rather watching on YouTube you can't see the all of Sam Trippley but he's sky blue from top to tails
1:19.4	Yeah, dude. I'm slowly just descending into my bajamas phase where I just wear basically
1:25.8	pajamas everywhere I'm so over jeans I never want to wear jeans again
1:31.1	track suits and sweatsuits that's all we need. They do remind you that you've gained weight if you wear jeans. I've noticed that with me like I'll have a pair of jeans and then if I can't if they're getting tight I'm like I I was wearing 34 34s and my hips hurt
1:46.1	got long legs I got long legs dude they're heavy too I don't know if you've heard
1:50.8	they're fucking heavy super heavy is super heavy that's what I hear.
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