#121: Trump/Biden Clones? + Sibrel on Rogan + Howard Stern Sells Out + Sam's Hotel Nightmare

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2024

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Sam recaps his Oregon hotel nightmare, then we get into Adolf's true role, MLK and adult films, Bart Sibrel's appearance on Joe Rogan, a secret recording of a Hollywood manager saying they can't accept white men, Taylor Swift's dancing, Seinfeld's take on the "extreme left," Howard Stern selling out, and whether Biden and Trump are clones.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

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0:00.0	Warning Broken simulation, Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation,
0:07.0	Sam Tripoli.
0:12.0	Welcome to Johnny Wooder presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard.
0:17.0	We are in it, bang bang, bang pow.
0:19.0	We need porn.
0:21.0	What's that on your shirt?
0:22.0	It's just, you know, it's a comfortable sweatshirt.
0:25.0	It's a comfortable sweatshirt.
0:28.0	Is that a brand? That's it.
0:29.0	It's just, someone gave me a sweatshirt and it's soft.
0:32.0	So I wear it. That's all I wear Johnny I'm not
0:35.4	making political statements I'm just trying to be comfortable. The WEP makes
0:39.4	great t-shirts. Johnny that's that's gone too far too soon into the show you went too far.
0:46.0	Johnny asked me what I'm over.
0:48.0	Sam what are you over?
0:50.0	I'm over shitting I'm done I've done too much today and I'm so sick and tired of it. I'm just over it.
0:55.0	I'm just like... I take like three today where it was like 9-11, 4-1-1-911,
1:01.0	it was my butt hole was about to go.
1:03.0	No dude I've just been working out and guess what day two of fasting how are you doing?
1:08.0	Well you know I wanted to talk to you about this because even a lot of the people that I first learned about fasting from aren't doing it anymore.
1:14.4	They're saying like, hey, you know, maybe you're losing too much muscle, you know, it's not.
1:18.2	I'm not, I'm just losing fat.
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