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Get a big old suitcase.

Stop living your life in fear of having too small a suitcase and get a bigger suitcase.

You talking to me, Willis?

You are little and small and afraid and weak.

But you deserve to have a big suitcase. I was just like you once I had a

little tiny suitcase and I was struggling to get it on the fucking plane and I have to

gate check it. They humiliated me. that's true I was there for this they humiliated miles is so

They said you're gonna have to get checked this anyway and I said what

And everyone in the line looked at me and they thought, you

fucking loser in basic economy. They all all the main cabin plus. Everyone in

main cabin plus looked to me like I was a fucking moron.

And then I am on the plane with my thing

and it's going under the plane anyway,

even though it's small, so it didn't even fucking matter.

Unless you're getting the nice seats,

you're gonna need to get a big suitcase anyway because you've got your bag and you're there

and your boarding zone fucking 11 anyway. Yeah, and they're going to make Kigate check that puppy.

Look, I'm all in on investing in a nice bag.

Not a nice one.

A big one.

I got Amazon Basics, the hard case.

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