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I have seen the thing that I need to buy on TikTok shop.

And I hate to say it, but it's a high pressure steamer for my baseboards.

Wait, actually?

This is a product. I don't even know if it fucking works.

But you know who's selling it to me?

TikTok shop is up my literal asshole trying to give me a high pressure steamer for my

baseboards.

And I couldn't be more into it.

TikTok shop is borderline forced me at

gunpoint to buy this thing, and I haven't done it yet. What's going on with TikTok shop?

Oh, it's a danger. It's a danger, Johnny Cakes. Except for when they're selling, Johnny Cakes's

cake. Well, they're not anymore because we left TikTok shop. left tictock shop yeah we are now on gold belly i'm not trying to

this was like a natural segue i'm not trying to like push my shit johnny cakes leaving tictock shop scoop

scoop scoop because we had to be like a fish uh exclusive on gold belly so we left tictock what's gold belly

it's like a site where you can like let's let's say you want to try, like, New York cheesecake.

Yes.

And, like, you want it from a certain place?

Like, you want Junior's cheesecake?

Yeah.

But you're in California.

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