124: my perfect man has a nightmare mustache (w/ Tommy Bowe)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Tommy Bowe joins the show to discuss his perfections and take calls about a neighbor banging next door and a perfect situationship with a horrible mustache.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:05.0	With the $5 meal deal at McDonald's,
0:07.7	you pick a McDouble or a McChicken,
0:09.9	then get a small fry,
0:11.2	a small drink, and a four-piece McNuggets.
0:13.7	That's a lot of McDonald's for not a lot of money.
0:17.2	Price and participation may vary for a limited time only.
0:36.8	Thank you. price and participation may vary for a limited time only Hello and welcome to perfect person the show where you're perfect and I am of course a person.
0:37.6	I said it wrong.
0:40.9	You said it backwards. I literally said it backwards today. Something is in the air.
0:48.4	I'm perfect. I've been waiting for that. I'm perfect and you're of course a person.
0:54.6	Yes. We did it. Yes. I've been sleeping cold recently.
0:58.3	Why is cutting off an audience cheer the funniest thing?
0:59.1	Yeah, yeah.
1:01.6	It really is you imagine their faces.
1:02.0	Yeah.
1:04.4	But I've been sleeping cold recently, Tommy.
1:05.1	What does that mean?
1:07.5	I put on the heat pre-warm setting.
1:09.3	Okay, I'm warming up the room.
1:10.4	I'm getting the room warm.
1:11.9	Once the room is warm, I'm cutting off the heat. Okay, I'm warming up the room. I'm getting the room warm. Once the room is warm,
	...

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