#125: @DadBoner (Mike Burns, Karl Welzein)

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🗓️ 29 July 2013

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Mike Burns came by my apartment during his trip to New York to talk to me about his new book, Power Moves. Burns hasn't been on Skeptic Tank since the old Deathsquad days. He's hilarious and I'm glad he had a chance to come over while he was here for promotions. We talked about Karl Welzein, staring in people's windows in NY, getting stabbed, and meeting girls at bars. You know, normal stuff.

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0:00.0	Uh, one day I looked over across the, uh, um, until a window of an apartment and some guy
0:10.2	with a gimp mask on was had a paddle and he's staring at me and pointing and then slapping
0:19.1	the paddle on the bed with his dick out, he's completely naked.
0:30.0	Hello everybody, welcome to Ari Shafir's Skeptic Tank, I'm Ari Shafir.
0:50.5	On today's episode I talked to my friend Mike Burns who was on this podcast back in the
0:54.4	Death Squad days, uh, him, Kanane and Mike Brydensdine did a, they want about alcoholism,
1:01.3	well booze, they're all a huge Chicago booze hounds, um, what's a booze hound, so just
1:09.7	some of the drinks a lot, then it's him, if it's somebody who drinks and then, is it
1:15.5	somebody who drinks and then hits on chicks, is it someone who drinks and then rapes
1:19.4	people, is it like semi-rape, we're like, yeah, I'm a booze.
1:24.4	Booze hound, is it one of those fifties terms that we learned later is like completely
1:28.6	unacceptable in its base, what if a booze hound met, you get a little, you get a little
1:34.5	tipsy and then I didn't do any, I grabbed some girls, I fingered one or two, but I didn't
1:42.5	like, I didn't do anything, maybe it's one of those people, is that a booze hound?
1:49.8	Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, this episode should be cool, Kathleen McGee from last week's
1:55.5	episode was very happy that she had gone on and told her story about her rape and she
2:04.1	was happy with her response and the fact that she opened up and she hadn't done that yet
2:08.6	and she was pleased about it, so thank you for listening and being cool, um, couple
2:15.5	notes, first of all I got a cool new sponsor, fucking adult swimmer sponsoring me now, that's
2:25.1	pretty cool, there's two shows that are trying to get the word out on and I've seen them
2:31.0	both and they're both awesome, it's Children's Hospitals which had a new season starting on
2:36.6	last Thursday and when the second episode is this Thursday, so everybody catch up, hurry
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