#126: Bag Man (@CortMcCown)

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Ari Shaffir

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2013

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

Cort McCown came over to my LA apartment before I left for New York and we talked about his sweet ass job as a professional caddy on the PGA tour. It's the golf equivalent to being a ball boy. But way cooler than that because you get to make money and you're a grown man now.

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0:00.0	Yeah, because golf is so mental golf is so much more all these guys every guy on the pg
0:06.0	I would so go because black people are generally more mentally capable than the white people that are playing on the tour
0:11.3	So he rose up out of the ranks and really showed himself
0:14.0	I'm not gonna agree with that or disagree with that because that would be racist either way
0:17.9	He's the cat involved and he's not getting involved. I'm not getting involved
0:30.0	I'm useless, but not for long the future is coming on
0:35.6	I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine
0:40.0	It up I got useless, but not for long the future
0:46.0	Hey everybody, welcome to R.E. Shaffer's Skeptic Tank
0:49.2	I am R.E. Shaffer. On today's episode, I am talking to my old friend Court McCown
0:56.8	Do you guys remember Court McCown? He was on the Skeptic Tank episode number 62
1:02.1	LA story about coming to Los Angeles and being a degeneracococad actor
1:07.6	with River Phoenix
1:08.5	Hey, but this time you know what's Court's doing now? He's
1:13.6	a caddy on the PGA tour. He's a fucking professional caddy. That's what he's been doing
1:18.2	He leads the coolest live. He goes to fucking Super Bowl games
1:22.8	with the owner of the Colts. The guy just gets hooked up everywhere he goes
1:28.4	He's the hook-up man
1:30.0	But he's been cadding. He's a great golfer and he's been cadding professionally
1:34.4	for guest per Parnavick this summer and that's what the episode is about
1:38.8	So anyway, here we go
1:42.0	Before I start, let me just do a couple of dates
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