129: nemesis caught me buying lube for my hamster (w/ Will Witwer & Rainie Toll)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2024

⏱️ 82 minutes

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The WBC Is BACK to solve problems and sow chaos. We talk to someone caught buying hamster lube, a disgraced boss at a cat cafe, and a fast walker in a new relationship.

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0:00.0	This is a Headgum podcast.
0:04.6	Lights are going up, snow is falling down, there's a feeling of goodwill around town,
0:12.8	it could only mean one thing.
0:17.4	McRib is here.
0:19.1	People throwing parties,ly sweaters everywhere
0:22.3	Stockings hung up by the chimney with care
0:26.4	It could only mean one thing
0:30.5	McRibb is here
0:32.1	At Participating McDonald's for a limited time
0:34.5	The for a limited time.
0:51.3	Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and you're, of course,
0:52.6	a person.
0:57.5	Christmas bells cast a spell on the world.
0:59.4	Oh, so charming.
1:02.3	Belis shall be done, everybody.
1:04.3	It's the Wrecking Ball crew.
1:07.8	And sausage is back.
1:10.6	What kind of sausage?
1:13.9	I had a maple breakfast sausage that was frozen.
1:15.5	That I put in the air fryer.
1:16.9	Oh, took a bite.
1:18.6	May or may not have been girked.
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