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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and you're, of course, a person.

It's 2025 and we're feeling alive, but before we kick it into high gear for the new year, we're going to need to be giving credence to the best callers of

24.

Yeah!

I took to the polls and I had you all vote on the best episodes that were in 2024.

We had a phenomenal year of incredible callers.

Thank you to everybody who called in and got on the show.

Thank you for calling in just for me to peruse your problem before we record.

But using your voting capabilities, we have narrowed it down to three best callers

of the entire year, as well as one bonus segment that simply had to be included because it was

like the biggest write-in ballot ever. And so on this episode, we have the best of 24 callers.

And we have right after the call happens, it'll be the update call where I call back these people.

And I find out how my advice changed their lives slash ruined their lives in some cases, unfortunately.

So today's episode, you'll hear the call and then you'll hear the update.

And those updates are normally only on Patreon.

But once a year for the best of thing, I like to pop those puppies on the main channel.

So you guys can get a little taste of what is available on Patreon.

And if you love the show and you love these callbacks so freaking much, then you should join us over on Patreon. And if you love the show and you love these callbacks so freaking much,

then you should join us over on Patreon

where you can get the ad-free extended

version of every single episode of the show

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