This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating,

uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases, anal leakage.

listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 138 of, excuse me, that's illegal.

The podcast. number 138 of, excuse me, that's illegal.

A podcast that takes a hardcore look,

get some soft core crimes.

I'm your boy, Leroy, coming at you.

Straight out of the closet with two stories of butt head to

but dialed whilst committing crimes. It's going to be interesting. Who does that?

So unfortunate. Calling the cops while committing a crime. Am I right? Oh and please

keep sending in those five-star reviews. I love them and it helps people find the

show. Maravlad a couple weeks ago did just that and said,

Leroy, I cannot express enough how much I love your pod.

I know it's tough going and I am sorry to hear of your recent loss. I lost my pop some 30 years ago and

hearing of your loss brought back some of my own hurt but it gets better and

your father will always be a part of you and though I'm a stone cold atheist I'd like to think my pop is somewhere up in the clouds as well as yours watching us and guiding us.

Perhaps silly but please don't stop the pod.

I ought to write in with some of my own petty crime confessions one of these days.

Thanks, Mayor Vlad, I love it.

And please do send in those stories.

So many people tell me they're on the fence about that.

Don't overthink it, just do it. And if you're not the greatest storyteller, I'll help you spruce it up.

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