0:00.0	This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating,
0:04.8	uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases anal leakage.
0:10.3	Listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 139 of. Excuse me, that's illegal.
0:24.1	The podcast. 1. Excuse me, that's illegal.
0:34.0	The podcast that takes a hardcore look,
0:36.0	get some soft core crimes.
0:38.0	I'm your boy, Leroy, coming at you.
0:41.0	Straight out of the closet with two stories starring syring
0:44.7	syringes one's just plain nasty while the other is a complete misunderstanding
0:49.8	it's gonna be fun trust me one of my favorite parts about the writing process of this show is thinking up the titles.
0:57.6	I love puns, alliterations, cheesy sayings, words with double meanings.
1:02.3	Usually I have two stories and there's a theme. sayings, words with double meanings.
1:03.0	Usually I have two stories and there's a theme.
1:05.2	For example, I did a masturbation episode
1:07.4	and called it whack jobs.
1:09.1	Could have went with different strokes or something like that.
1:12.0	I did a piss-themed show and called it You're in trouble.
1:15.1	You get the picture. Usually the names come to me pretty quickly and I just roll with
1:19.1	them. Admittedly, some titles are better than others. This one I called Needle Full Things, obviously because we're talking Needles, but it's also a play on the Stephen King novel Needful Things. Never read it, but I did watch the movie starring Ed Harris made in 1993 and it's
1:36.1	decent but it's not Steve's finest work. Needleful things doesn't exactly
1:41.2	roll off the tongue so it's fitting because it's not exactly
1:44.6	my finest work either as far as titles go. The rest of the episode will be flawless
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