140: I peed on the mayors lawn for revenge (w/ Will Witwer & Rainie Toll)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Will and Rainie join the show to discuss peeing on the mayors lawn, and making sure your astrophysicist crush likes you back.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:17.2	Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and you're, of course, a person.
0:24.0	Miss Messy's Stain Remover.
0:26.9	Oh.
0:28.4	I bought a new shirt recently, and I had a coffee in my hand.
0:33.8	And guess what happened?
0:35.1	I put my new shirts in because I got stains on all of my other shirts and I put the shirts in the bag.
0:39.1	I'm holding the bag.
0:39.8	I'm holding the coffee.
0:41.0	Uh-oh, a little dribble of coffee right onto the shirt that I'm wearing today.
0:45.6	And I know what you're thinking, Miles.
0:46.9	I don't see a stain on the new shirt that you got.
0:49.0	And it's because I used Miss Messy's stain remover that we already had because Julian has a baby and so we put
0:55.9	clothes, you get stains all over the place.
0:57.9	But I was like, there's no way you can get a coffee
0:59.9	stained at this shirt and guess what who did?
1:03.9	Wow.
1:04.6	Me. You know what I'll say? Twins.
1:06.6	Quitting. I spilled a bunch of coffee on my jeans
1:09.8	on Friday. And then I just put them in the wash and it came right out.
1:12.6	I think that spilling coffee on your jeans is right of passage.
1:15.1	Yeah, it happened twice in the same day.
	...

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