143: I stapled my fingers together at my office job (w/ Reilly Anspaugh)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Reilly Anspaugh joins the show to discuss her various perfections, and take calls from someone who stapled their fingies together at an important workplace, a girlboss who's besties are suing each other, and a book enthusiast accused of a moral crime.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:17.3	Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and you're, of course, a person.
0:22.5	Recently, I've been tidying up.
0:28.6	Like clearing house?
0:30.3	Cleaning house.
0:32.9	Colonoscopy coming up.
0:34.1	I did get a colonoscopy once.
0:35.2	Did you really?
0:35.8	I did.
0:36.1	He said he got a gorgeous colon. What? But I've been tidying up and I did get a colonoscopy once. Did you really? I did. He said I got a gorgeous colon.
0:37.8	What?
0:38.7	But I've been tidying up and I've been trying to get into it in a sort of productive way.
0:45.7	I'm thinking about tidying up as a zen art, not just something it needs to be done at the end of the day, but I'm wiping a surface down and thinking, this is Zen for me.
0:54.4	Yeah.
0:54.9	And then I'm waking up in that clean space.
0:56.8	And I'm thinking, okay.
0:59.7	So,
1:00.9	I'm on the show.
1:04.4	Riley and Spa on the show today.
1:08.8	Sag after on strike,
1:10.6	it says her t-shirt. But it's not. Is it on strike? Oh, they are on strike, it says her t-shirt.
1:11.7	But it's not.
	...

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