144: my boyfriend runs thirsty fan accounts for HIMSELF (w/ Kelsey Darragh & Joyce Louis-Jean)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Kelsey Darragh & Joyce Louis-Jean join the show to take stunning calls from a sneaky boyfriend impersonating his own fans, a gym hookup that keeps unsending seen texts, and a friend group implosion.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:17.2	Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and you're, of course, a person.
0:24.0	Recently, I've been salting my water.
0:27.4	No.
0:28.9	I don't know why I've been doing it.
0:30.8	I got TikToked into thinking that I needed to be salting my water for the electrolytes in the morning before I have my coffee.
0:37.3	And whether or not it's good for me, it doesn't even matter because it makes me feel like a
0:41.1	powerful athlete before I don't exercise ever.
0:45.5	I just love that we're on the same TikTok feed.
0:48.6	Yeah, you get that guy.
0:49.4	You really are a girl's girl.
0:51.4	I try.
0:52.3	Every time I get a liar.
0:53.8	I'm like, that is a girl's girl in the form of a tall white man.
1:00.1	Thank you.
1:00.9	I never knew.
1:02.1	Can I ask you a question scientifically?
1:03.6	Yes, please, please, please.
1:04.6	Does the salt make you thirsty?
1:07.7	So you drink more water, therefore hydrate.
1:11.0	Why don't you just drink the sani?
1:12.9	That's a good point.
	...

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