149: Hungry Eyes

RealiTV Recaps Reality TV

Boot Lamp Media

Tv & Film, After Shows, Tv Reviews

4.4 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2019

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Give me 5…shows that is! Oh yes, I’m bringing you the best & worst moments from this week’s craziest shows.

*Apologies for any sound issues. They’re fixed for the future!* First up, 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After starring a deceased Coltee. With his hungry eyes for Debbie, he brought us perhaps the creepiest ending to a Dateline episode ever.

Married at First Sight (20:29) cannot get enough of the Seinfelds marital bedroom activities. Too bad Deona hasn’t gotten the memo that she, too, is on the show.

Marrying Millions (32:30) debuted our newest shit shows to watch implode, namely Billy Wonka. Strange that his millions can’t buy him teeth that don’t match traffic cones. Over on Love After Lockup (42:52), Michael wears Trump’s old toupee as a hood and Kendall remembers to lock up his briskets.

The show is never complete without 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (53:14). Sumit will be Jenny’s hero & chase away her pain. He will stand by her forever, or until Cory makes him disappear with his black magic. You’ll get jiggy no matter what, trust me.

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0:00.0	Such passion, such flare, the colors bizarre yet evocative, the shapes bold, yet somehow fluid.
0:10.0	It's a shame the tray table must now be stowed the coloring book back in mom's bag.
0:15.0	Everyone should feel free to express themselves, even the littlest flyers.
0:20.0	That's why at Virgin Atlantic, we give our kids packs on every flight from the UK.
0:27.0	Virgin Atlantic, see the world differently.
0:30.0	Welcome to reality TV, your source for snarky reality TV recaps of all the shows we love and love to hate.
0:37.0	From TLC to MTV, A&E to Bravo and more, no show is off limits to the truth as I see it, all from my couch just like you.
0:44.6	I'm Jody, your inner voice and best friend who says all the things you're thinking,
0:48.3	but you have the manners to never say aloud.
0:50.4	Be sure you're subscribed to the show so you never miss a week and find me everywhere at
0:54.0	reality TV pod support the show and score some amazing perks and merch as well as some
0:58.6	bonus episodes at patreon.com slash reality pod now back. It's time to get salty.
1:09.0	Hello and welcome back. Welcome to reality. As always grab yourself a cup of coffee maybe some
1:16.6	speed or something like that I know I have my cup of coffee right here in a
1:20.5	Yeti mug got to keep it hot,
1:22.5	because today I am bringing you a very big show.
1:26.0	I have not one, not two, nor three or four.
1:29.3	I have five shows for you.
1:31.6	90-day fiance, happily happily ever after married at first sight a new
1:35.8	show on lifetime from the producers of 90 day fiance and love after lockup.
1:40.5	It's called marrying millions and then of course Love After Lockup and
1:44.8	90-day fiance the other way. Now before we get into all of our business and all of
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