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152: Floor is Lava

RealiTV Recaps Reality TV

Boot Lamp Media

Tv & Film, After Shows, Tv Reviews

4.41.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2019

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Current obsessions? Netflix’s Mindhunter, 60 Days in Narcoland, and being that asshole who’s still talking about Hamilton. Of course we have to talk about 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days (7:14) because how can I not talk about DARCEY CONTRACTING EBOLA, SYPHILLIS, STREP THROAT and ASTHMA in that bathroom. I hate humans.

A new season of Love After Lockup (26:27) was the breath of fresh that I needed after that season with the Clints. New felons, new families, and new lip fillers to snark on is truly a gift from the reality heavens. Rounding things out, 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (47:41) which threw us a plot twist I was not prepared for. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

At Honda we've been listening out for inspiration and discovered something everyone wants in a car.

0:07.0

Nothing.

0:08.0

So, introducing the Honda HRV hybrid.

0:12.0

The exterior is very nothingy, just beautiful, clean lines

0:17.0

front to back and you don't need a key or fob so there's nothing to forget or lose. You can do everything with your phone.

0:24.4

In the back it's all about nothingness with its leg room views and seats that can

0:28.8

disappear making way for even more nothingness, the HIV hybrid.

0:33.4

Nothing to it really.

0:35.4

Why I will listening take us next,

0:37.8

under the power of dreams. Hello, welcome to reality TV. I am laughing right off the bat because I really wish you

0:58.1

could have been here for the true opening of the show the first time I started recording, my doorbell started ringing,

1:05.0

my phone started dinging, blinging, ringing, pounding on the door. My mom, Carol, showed up out of the blue, which is fine.

1:13.7

I mean, I love her to death.

1:14.8

She lives a couple blocks away, but I would have thought

1:18.8

there was an emergency going on, as anyone would.

1:21.6

And to her, it was an emergency because today

1:24.9

is the last day to sign up for a, what did she call it?

1:29.2

A fluid running, liquid running, some sort of, oh my God, did you just hear the doorbell again?

1:35.6

Dear God, if she has come back for round two, I can't take it, I'm not answering.

1:39.7

She wants me to sign up for this water aerobics class with her and today's the last day it must be like a very in-demand class to sign up for because she needed an answer.

1:51.0

I wanted to say yes just for the entertainment factor because you know that

1:56.6

would be one hour of my week where it would be non-stop laughs. I'd probably get a better

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