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162: Chunk Up the Deuce

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🗓️ 7 November 2019

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Let’s talk about it! Felicity Huffman sucks and RHOC Vicki goes incognito to sue Kelly Dodd. The Garner-Afflecks are nailing the consciously uncoupled thing, while Auj & Jer Rolloff might need to call Jenelle & Amber from Teen Mom with some special tips and tricks.

Over on Love After Lockup (17:05), Glorietta walks into the wrong bridal shop thinking she’s on Say Yes to the Dress but Alex doesn’t care because he’s chunking deuces or some shit?? A new season of 90 Day Fiance (29:31) premiered and it is giving me life! Mursel is our generation’s Balki, and I am launching a search for Michael’s secret IMDB page. Help! Lastly, the kids on Unexpected (52:07)…well, they’re not that bad except for Matthew, Max, and McKayla who are the WORST!!
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0:00.0

Hello and

0:15.0

welcome to reality TV as always I'm your host Jody and I survived Halloween.

0:18.0

Yes, it is over thank God we are into November and that means it's Thanksgiving month. I love November because I host

0:27.1

Thanksgiving and although I'll probably be stressing about it a couple days before, I love it. It's cozy. I require everyone that attends

0:34.7

Thanksgiving at my house to wear cozy pajamas. So we have just the freedom to

0:39.6

expand and it's wonderful. Now Halloween this year was really cold and snowy. My kids did not want

0:48.3

a trick or treat and I fucking loved it. So they stayed home. we handed out candy. I have eaten probably half of all the

0:57.6

candy that's been left over, but I'm just calling it self-care. And since Alman Joy's are my favorite this year kind of changes year to year I think it's

1:06.9

basically a health food treat I mean it's got coconut that's fruit we have an an almond, that's good protein, even Oprah says, ate

1:15.2

almonds for a snack, make it ate almond joys because you're getting your

1:19.0

fruit in there. Boom, I have my protein and my fruits and vegetables carved out for the day done.

1:25.0

Now I also have recently started to enjoy Sour Patch Kids.

1:30.0

They are my son's favorite so I have to kind of sneak him while he's gone during the day.

1:35.7

And so far, just before recording, I polished off three little mini packs.

1:42.4

Don't hate me. I'm looking right here. Serving size

1:45.6

two bags. So I mean basically that's like nothing right so I really only had

1:51.6

1.5 servings and each bag has like four Sour Patch kids. So 12 Sour Patch kids that counts as I don't know the

2:01.0

bread food group because it's carbs, sugar is carbs, something like that.

2:05.2

Anyway, it's over. We're into November and holy shit. This past week has been filled

2:11.9

with so much gossip and events going on in the

2:15.8

shallow end of the news so we're going to jump right into it. First we got to talk

2:20.4

about this college admission scandal. Felicity Huffman was released from her prison early.

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