187: I UNBAGGED A FIREARM SO HARD

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🗓️ 30 April 2024

⏱️ 47 minutes

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The first thing we want to say is how much we love touring and meeting all of you live. Going through your bags is our biggest delight. But Sometimes things do not go according to plan, like when you open a Mom bag and find a gun inside. Don’t worry. Everything is fine. Everybody’s okay but this definitely makes for a good podcast episode. let’s dig in and with more caution this time.

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0:00.0	Have you tried the improved McDonald's burgers?
0:02.6	It's just a little bit more.
0:03.6	Mmhmm.
0:05.6	Mmhmm.
0:07.6	The classics.
0:12.4	Now a little more mmm.
0:14.0	comparison with prior classic burgers, serves after 11 a.m. subject to availability.
0:18.0	Mm.
0:20.0	The security guards... We're very upset. We're super shook. Yeah. These are like old
0:26.8	dudes like ex-cops and they're like what the fuck this is a bunch of moms. Are we podcasting right now? Are we podcasting right now?
0:40.0	We're podcasting.
0:42.0	Okay, so this is part two.
0:43.4	Part two.
0:44.1	So you'll notice that we were in the same close
0:46.0	because we had a lot to say about our last couple of weeks.
0:50.1	As, and yeah, yeah. So we're just gonna say it and we might not say all of these things eloquently,
0:56.5	and let me let me make this caveat. Wherever you lie on the spectrum of this conversation I want you to take this as a
1:06.8	human being knowing how we felt about the bats and where our priorities lie in terms of taking care of each other in terms of
1:15.0	making sure all these moms who graced us with who come to shows their time with
1:21.2	their money I don't know loyalties and things like that, here is what happened in part two of this story.
1:30.9	So let's not even say what city it was that it happened in but everybody that was there at the show will know.
1:37.5	Well we have to be yeah. Well it happened in Missouri. It happened in Missouri. Okay. Okay, okay. So we do every live show we do this really fun
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