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188: I DIZZY GRIND SO HARD

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#IMOMSOHARD

Personal Journals, Comedy, Parenting, Society & Culture, Kids & Family

52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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K&J have a new and exciting hot flash:Post Malone. He can call us Mommy. Not even in a weird way. We’re big fans. But are we starting scandal. God, we hope. (Ladies, make sure to rate, review, subscribe and send us your hot flashes!)

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0:00.0

Welcome to Abel and Cole, where inconvenience is a good thing.

0:04.6

We'll only deliver to your area once a week.

0:07.0

It reduces carbon emissions.

0:09.0

Our food costs a bit more.

0:10.0

We pay farmers fairly.

0:12.0

And our broccoli won't last as long because we don't do preservatives or

0:15.0

unnecessary plastic. An inconvenience store is better for the planet and taste better too.

0:20.9

Join the thousands of people choosing inconvenience. Search able and coal and order groceries

0:26.0

online today. Difficult tastes better. able and coal.

0:32.3

Our Alexa picks up what's happening on our ring and I was in the kitchen and I heard the ring go and it was like eight girls scouts and I'm like oh no they've found me and they were like

0:44.4

can't afford a troop six one seven and I was like just take all my money give me

0:49.1

the yeah just not record this this is embarrassing I'm going to I'm buying I'm

0:52.4

going to stick some cash through the mail

0:54.4

slot leave the cookies. Yeah, leave the cookies on the door. Also I always tell my

0:58.8

kids because they'll say rude stuff when we're on walks because I don't know if you have

1:01.6

kids but they're rude.

1:03.2

You know anybody over the age of 10 and if you think it's not your kid you're wrong they're

1:06.8

rude and so we're walking and like my rude children that don't own homes will say something

1:11.9

critical about a home.

1:13.0

And I'm like, first of all, we're on their ring app, dummy.

1:16.0

Yeah.

1:17.0

I look like a jerk parent and you're being real.

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