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190: I MAY-ARATHON SO HARD

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🗓️ 21 May 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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NOBODY talks about May and how hard the end of the school year is because everyone has their eyes on their work and holding on long enough just to make it to the finish line in time for summer. School tests, field trips, meltdowns, pencils down, oh gawd Are we podcasting?

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0:27.0

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0:29.0

Abel and Cole.

0:32.0

Code, there's one million things to do at the end of the school year. Like couldn't we have spaced stuff out a little bit more?

0:38.0

No, we bury this month so fast because we are all nose to the ground trying to get through trying to do

0:45.3

the work but I don't know about anybody else I've never felt more behind I've

0:49.2

never felt more failed I've never felt more exhausted I can't keep up with the permission slips.

0:55.1

Everywhere I turn Eleanor is like, can you please sign this permission slip?

0:58.4

And I'm like, I don't know. Can you just sign it for me. Delilah's getting

1:05.0

Dallila's getting two is

1:10.0

Delilah's getting twos in math,

1:12.0

she's been a three-four student the whole time. I get twos in math. But here's the thing. She can do it. She's good at it. She really, she's way better at math than I was. Like, so she's adding like 75,325 to another 70,000,

1:27.3

whatever number.

1:28.4

And they don't do it like we did it.

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