191: I STRESS PERIOD SO HARD

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🗓️ 28 May 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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The end of the school year is as stressful as scuba lessons with a newborn. Somebody come clean our houses, please. Current events: mad and glad. And vagina frisbees.

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0:00.0	My house is not in order. You know how people say get your house in order, like get your shit together?
0:05.6	It's my literal house. It is my metaphorical house. My shit is not together. The only thing that is clean right now is my car. Well, good for you. My car is not clean. We're turning in that lease and I'm going to
0:27.8	get every dime out of that extra coverage. You got to go get all the skis out because
0:32.2	they're like it was a
0:32.9	scratch and you're like no it's not it's just a macaroni
0:34.8	noodle stuck to the side I'll get it off and get there is a door
0:37.4	ding and but I feel like that's just wear and tear somebody like opened their
0:41.5	door same if you're watching this on YouTube and watch the whole and tear somebody like opened their door into it.
0:42.6	If you're watching this on YouTube
0:44.4	and watch the whole thing.
0:45.6	You're welcome.
0:46.6	That's right.
0:47.6	You got to.
0:48.6	I should be like this.
0:50.3	Until they are.
0:51.3	Why don't you sponsor it? White Clow. Why don't you sponsor it? I'm gonna call them Shmichmol. I guarantee you we can sell a couple of cans.
0:59.1	If you're listening to this, thank you. Make sure to rate, review rate review subscribe tell a friend yeah
1:03.7	you know teach them how to do a pod how to listen to a
1:07.0	yeah and how to listen not to do one we don't need any more competition
1:09.8	the podcast space is saturated. Okay? Listen to us using the terminology too by the
1:18.0	man we just had a meeting and half of the words they said I was like I got to
1:21.2	look that up later. Yeah we're like this is what
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